Overprotective Parent Pillows

'For the last time- will you please remove the parental lock!'

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I'd be an irresponsible parent to let them out."

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."

Playpen CCTV

'Gee, Mom, none of the other kids are wearing their childproof caps.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"Mom, you got me so bundled-up, the only thing going outside is my nose!"

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"My wife says the girls are too young to move out. They're 29 and 26."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

First Steps

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."

'Now mom wants to add her e-mail address.'

My mom's afraid I'll catch a virus from a school computer.

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"

No Immediate Danger

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."