Overprotective Parent Observer Pillows

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"I made this one a mom because she has two eyes behind her head."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."