Overprotective Pet Parent Pillows

"Perhaps we should stay home this evening."

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

A child and his dog

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'