Over-the-top Pet Parent Pillows

Pampered Pets.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A child and his dog

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"It's only the wind."

"It's David."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Non-working dog, please help

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Snow cones.

Bad Dog

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

'We really should get him chipped.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'