Over-the-top Pet Parent Pillows

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

A child and his dog

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's only the wind."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Non-working dog, please help

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Bad Dog

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."