Protective Parent Stories Pillows

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"Now, take all the change and everything else out of your pockets and go through again." "Mom!"

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

Parental Valentines Day Cards

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"His first 'perp walk!'"

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."