Protective Dad Stories Pillows

'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

New dad.

Clown baby.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'How are the quadruplets?'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'