Protective Dad Stories Gifts

'So, my Daughter's told you all about me, has she?... And did she mention how violent I get when someone sits in my chair?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Infantry.

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

New dad.

Clown baby.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'How are the quadruplets?'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm