Protective Dad Vibe Gifts

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Father

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"Go ask your search engine."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Igloo Art.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'How are the quadruplets?'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."