Protective Dad Vibe Gifts

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Igloo Art.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

'How are the quadruplets?'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."