Protective Parent Stories Prints

'My Mother makes me wear this - It's my name and address in case I get lost.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"His first 'perp walk!'"

'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

"Now, take all the change and everything else out of your pockets and go through again." "Mom!"

Parental Valentines Day Cards

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."