
Policeman talking to lost child
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Policeman talking to lost child
Nun confronts mugger.
'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'
Your angel is always with you
"Here's Mommy now!"
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
Lost.
"Who made this mess?"
Always look for your angel.
"What?"
"Neither one of us wants any trouble."
'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'
Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.
'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'
Union protects workers
'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'
"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
Guardian Attorney
It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.
Did you see my dog?
'Let's get one thing straight, Bowser, I got you for protection, not companionship.'
'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'
'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'
Protecting Innocent Babies from Falling Bombs
'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'
Anti-Desecration Patrol.
"Saint Pugnacious, Patron Saint of Ice Hockey."
Networking with God
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