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"Here's Mommy now!"

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Save Our Universe

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Policeman talking to lost child

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Nun confronts mugger.

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

Code Red!

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

"Who made this mess?"

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Always look for your angel.

"What?"

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

Union protects workers

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!

Guardian Attorney

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

'After we find the burglar, Dad, let's have a midnight snack!'

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

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