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'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Nuclear waste.

Fighting the Zika Virus

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

Ebola reaches USA.

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

COP26 GLASGOW

Fish with Shield

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

Crime slipping through legal system.