Protector Of The Kids T-Shirts

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Policeman talking to lost child

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'The fence is to keep the public away - otherwise our pictures won't last five minutes.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Overprotective Father

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Your angel is always with you

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Okay, how do we do this?'

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'You've only been with us for a week and we've had three complaints of missing puppies already!'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

"What?"

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

'I'm trying to give him a little confidence.'

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

Make my day.

'Sorry about that officer.He thought you were reaching for a gun.'

Big dogs. One of the reasons little dogs are so nervous.

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Violence against woman