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Your angel is always with you

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Another slander suit!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'It's a treasure map.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"

The Washington Arbitrators

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

"He said his first word today - compensation."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'I would advise against suing the devil, his lawyers are really good.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Your suit is without merit, but I admire the effort."

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

Who to Sue Today.

"This is the last time I date an attorney. She's suing me for breach of promise!"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"