Child Protector T-Shirts

"I don't want my kid watching sick and hateful crap day by day!"

A young Don King

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Interior design trends for parents....

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pool attached to child's bed.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban