Protector Vibes Gifts

Beware of dog's owner....

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

George Michael

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Robert Drake

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

A 60's pop group

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Starfish doing the wave.

Ella Fitzgerald

Your angel is always with you

Elvis fans

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Antiques

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Beatles Tribute

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

You said the house had cathedral ceilings but nothing about a cathedral basement.

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"