Raptor Lover Gifts

Falconry

"How can you be out of wings?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'You know too much!'

Football Chameleon

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Fossil record player.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Space exploration"

Colonial Larrysburg.

Crocodile

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Groovy Baby

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”