Raptor Lover Gifts

Falconry

"How can you be out of wings?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'You know too much!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Football Chameleon

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Fossil record player.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Space exploration"

Crocodile

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Groovy Baby

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."