Predator Enthusiast Pillows

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"