Predatory Partner Enthusiast Pillows

"At first I wasn't to happy about going out in a one-man patrol car."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Cat park"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"