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'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

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Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'Do you see your assailant anywhere in this photo array?'

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

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'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking"

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.