Crime And Punishment Lover Pillows

Trump in a prison cell.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

Joke Shop.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."