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Trump in a prison cell.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Joke Shop.

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'One victim, four suspects... It's like in a bloody Agatha-Christie-novel! Dang, I hate that mystery stuff...'

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"