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'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Emotional blackmail.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"I hate when this happens."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Mob Shrink

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'