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'I didn't get a fair trial, my judge owned the house I burgled.'

'The police brutality I can take, but those social workers....'

'Can you loan me five bucks until I get out and pull a job?'

Minority Report

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'