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"Basically, a letter to the editor got out of hand."

'Look at it this way - you've got secure retirement in a gated community...only your handcuffs aren't golden.'

'You have a right to a lawyer, not a right to be strip-searched!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I thought being released early from prison would make you happier."

'It's always WITNESS protection programs! -- How come they never have CRIMINAL protection programs?'

Twelve Happy Men.

'I got 75 years -- I was driving under the influence, and I ran over an endangered species.'

'Must you bring up my imprisonment every time I see you?'

City Jail: Immediate Occupancy!

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Mou...Man trap!

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"