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'... Yes, we do sometimes represent clients on a 'no win, no fee basis'. But as you're charged with double murder...'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Don't editorialize."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"We need rain."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Sue The Bastards

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

The evidence destroyed

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'