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'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Puss in cement boots"

Cat Burglar

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

The evidence destroyed

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.