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"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"I'm going out, Miss Smith, I'll be back in five years."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'

'It's pinching my toes!'

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'You mean we stole each other's identity? - Boy, what are the odds of that!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'He's been very lucky - itstarted off as a suicide note!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

'Are you sure that's the man who killed your husband Mrs.Mahoney?'

"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"Excuse me, would you mind putting this coin in the meter for me?"

"It looks like a choke collar did him in."

Drug trafficking

The Flash Mob

Mob Shrink

Clearly A Front

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We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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"Puss in cement boots"

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.