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"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"I'm going out, Miss Smith, I'll be back in five years."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'

'It's pinching my toes!'

Coronavirus Crime Rate

Library

'You mean we stole each other's identity? - Boy, what are the odds of that!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'He's been very lucky - itstarted off as a suicide note!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car!'

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

'Are you sure that's the man who killed your husband Mrs.Mahoney?'

"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"It looks like a choke collar did him in."

Drug trafficking

The Flash Mob

Mob Shrink

Clearly A Front

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Puss in cement boots"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'