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"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

American blood

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Why is it always about me?'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'