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"Stop! Who's armed?"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

What Does God Know?

Lady Justice.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Neutral Man.

Privatized Jails

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

Leading By Caving In

"The arc of the moral universe."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode