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'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Police film evidence

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"At least he's honest about it..."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Law 'N' Order

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.