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"At least he's honest about it..."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

The Egg Jail.

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

"Me? I am a diabolical maniac who's just happy to be here. What are you in for?"

"I was a serial killer!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mou...Man trap!

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."