Criminal Justice Fan Prints

"At least he's honest about it..."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

The Egg Jail.

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

"Me? I am a diabolical maniac who's just happy to be here. What are you in for?"

"I was a serial killer!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

The evidence destroyed

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"