Criminal Justice Buff Prints

"I'm encouraging him to stay in school and go into white-collar crime."

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

Crooks with a positive attitude.

I'm in here because of my beliefs-I believed I was untouchable!

"Save it for the parole board."

'I'll pass on the gym membership, I already get an hour of exercise each day!'

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?', 'Can you give me a hint?'

'I demand a new cellmate! -- that bum you put me with is a thief!'

Santa visits prison.

Solitary refinement.

'Right here, dummy! -- This is where I see myself in five years!'

'I thought I'd beaten the rap, and then they pulled Murphy's law on me!'

"You're fired."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Sue the Author 3PM

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Do Guns Kill?

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Police Statetion

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Mou...Man trap!

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'