Criminal Justice Buff Gifts

"I'm encouraging him to stay in school and go into white-collar crime."

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

Crooks with a positive attitude.

I'm in here because of my beliefs-I believed I was untouchable!

"Save it for the parole board."

'I'll pass on the gym membership, I already get an hour of exercise each day!'

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?', 'Can you give me a hint?'

'I demand a new cellmate! -- that bum you put me with is a thief!'

Santa visits prison.

Solitary refinement.

'Right here, dummy! -- This is where I see myself in five years!'

'I thought I'd beaten the rap, and then they pulled Murphy's law on me!'

"You're fired."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Police Statetion

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Do Guns Kill?

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"