Criminal Justice Savvy Gifts

"No, I've only been in two years - that's how many cell mates I've had."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Why is it always about me?'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Are you free at the moment?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Five to Eight

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

A confinement of convicts

"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'Hand over your wallet or I'll sue.'