Criminal Justice Savvy Pillows

"No, I've only been in two years - that's how many cell mates I've had."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Why is it always about me?'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"At least he's honest about it..."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Are you free at the moment?'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Trump's Justice

"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).