Criminal Justice Specialist Gifts

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

Do Guns Kill?

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

American blood

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Privatized Jails

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

The Investigation

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

Prisoner Crossing

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.