Criminal Justice Instructor Gifts

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

Do Guns Kill?

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Why is it always about me?'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

The Investigation

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Five to Eight

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.