Criminal Justice Educator Gifts

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

Police Statetion

Do Guns Kill?

A salute of scouts

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Privatized Jails

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

The Investigation

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

The Ferguson Effect

TOO SLOW

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

Solitary refinement.

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?', 'Can you give me a hint?'

"Ever have an Out-Of-Body Cam experience?"

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Crime slipping through legal system.

Containment Cops

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"Heads or entrails?"

The hangman's badinage