Prison Educator Gifts

"Prose & Cons."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Skeptic Tank.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

A salute of scouts

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Climate Change Report

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

Friends of the Earth

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Parrot Perch

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"