Emotional Educator Gifts

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Anti-depressants: Pull Yourself Together.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Home Schooling'

Early Learning Today

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

The Book Lover

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Warring parents

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Climate Change Report

Friends of the Earth

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

Parrot Perch

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"One day, sun, all this will be yours."