Pet Educator Gifts

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Agility God

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Don't even think about it."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'