Animal Education Gifts

'If a camel can go 500 miles without water... how far can he go with water?'

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Agility God

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A day at the transgenic races

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."