Animal Education Buff Gifts

"Cat box"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"They’re real."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Cat art exhibition.

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

How some bird species determine pecking order.

"This place is cheap now, but rates go way up during hibernation season."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

A Migrating Chicken

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"