Animal Education Buff Gifts

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"Cat box"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"They’re real."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Cat art exhibition.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats: Kisses and Ignoring Booth

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

A Migrating Chicken

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

How some bird species determine pecking order.

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."