Puppy Education Fan Gifts

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"