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'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"No not the puppy please"