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'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppy.

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'