Playful Pup Fan Gifts

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog in love

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Antler Buzzers.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Top dog

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Chasebook for Dogs

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

The Moo-Walk

In the dog park

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

Dogs running in their dreams

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."