Playful Pup Fan Gifts

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog in love

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Antler Buzzers.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

The Moo-Walk

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

In the dog park

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'